The second pair of cursed underwear.  For one, I couldn’t get a decent picture of me in them no matter where I took the picture at. Second, I smashed my finger closing the door getting out of my car and I totally blame it on this underwear.  Lastly and most important, it is an event to get out of these if you have to take a shit.  I am amazed that I didn’t shit myself in the time that it took me to get out of this to goto the bathroom.  Don’t know why I bought a 2nd pair of these (Stockholm Syndrone), but never again.