Doggy Style Briefs and Harness Black

So these were a drunken late-night purchase while I was thinking about my FWB. How he would be delighted when he saw the waist band. There was a deal on a 2-pack and I threw in the matching harness. Went to sleep and woke up with a slight hangover and forgetting what I purchased the…

Mormon missionary fantasy

How am I ever going to fulfill my Mormon missionary fantasy if they only come around when I’m sick with the flu or Covid. Honestly, I just want a pair of Mormon underwear for the collection. Maybe next time…

Essential Cotton Bike Suit Candy Cane

This is an improvement over the older ones in that they used snap buttons instead of the regular buttons.  Makes it quicker to get it off of you when you have to goto the bathroom and take a dump.  I laughed at those cartoons when the kids had the butt flaps on their onesie pajamas. …

Tartan Bike Suit Cranberry

The second pair of cursed underwear.  For one, I couldn’t get a decent picture of me in them no matter where I took the picture at. Second, I smashed my finger closing the door getting out of my car and I totally blame it on this underwear.  Lastly and most important, it is an event…

Tartan Long John Winter White

Wasn’t a big fan of long johns growing up, and never had a need for them living in California.  Now that I’m living in Washington, they are more useful.  And I have a new appreciation for them.  They are like skinny jeans underwear…not exactly.  If you have the legs for them, it accentuates them like…

Essential Bike Suit Winter Stripe

The two problems I continue to have with these is 1) I don’t have a full length mirror so its hard to find a place to put my phone at to get a good shot. 2) I always find a way to eat something that makes me take a shit and I have to basically…