Essential Cotton Bike Suit Candy Cane

This is an improvement over the older ones in that they used snap buttons instead of the regular buttons.  Makes it quicker to get it off of you when you have to goto the bathroom and take a dump.  I laughed at those cartoons when the kids had the butt flaps on their onesie pajamas. …

Tartan Bike Suit Cranberry

The second pair of cursed underwear.  For one, I couldn’t get a decent picture of me in them no matter where I took the picture at. Second, I smashed my finger closing the door getting out of my car and I totally blame it on this underwear.  Lastly and most important, it is an event…

Tartan Long John Winter White

Wasn’t a big fan of long johns growing up, and never had a need for them living in California.  Now that I’m living in Washington, they are more useful.  And I have a new appreciation for them.  They are like skinny jeans underwear…not exactly.  If you have the legs for them, it accentuates them like…

Essential Bike Suit Winter Stripe

The two problems I continue to have with these is 1) I don’t have a full length mirror so its hard to find a place to put my phone at to get a good shot. 2) I always find a way to eat something that makes me take a shit and I have to basically…