Baller’s Dozen Cock Rings

Very disappointed with these. I wasn’t expecting these to be orgasmicly mind blowing, but I did expect them to survive walking out of my apartment to my car before breaking. Not very tight and very poorly constructed.

Satifyer Men’s Heat Vibrator

https://us.satisfyer.com/us/satisfyer-men-heat-vibration So this wasn’t what I was expecting. When I (drunkenly) bought it, I thought it was an electric Fleshlight that would automatically jack me off. Definitely was surprised when sober me received it. Basically, it’s a penis head vibrator. It has a number of different vibration patterns, and you can increase or decrease the…

Dick stronger than magnetism

When you are talking to a cute delivery driver and you magnetic cock ring drops and falls though your pants. 😳😱🫣

Magnetize Ball Stretcher (NSFW)

I ordered this ball stretcher to use as a metal cock ring. I’ve been wanting a metal cock ring for a while now, but been afraid that I would put it on, and it would be stuck, and I would have to goto the hospital to cut it off (I do sometimes have a vivid…

Silicone Ball Spreader (NSFW)

Decided to wear my birthday suit/go commando today. Then, I decided to spice it up a bit by trying my new ball spreader. Unfortunately, the boys weren’t feeling it and figured out how to get out of it before I left the house. I’ll try it again some other time.

Hot tubing

OMG this hot tub is exactly what I needed

PetitQ Sail C-Ring Harness Blue

A Birthday Suit present for me.  I’m loving it; getting more into harnesses, maybe I’ll jump to full leather someday.  I like the feel of it and the compression of the elastic.  The cock ring part is nice too, even though it more of a cock lift than ring.  Wore it to work but didn’t…

Never stick it in crazy

Always fighting the urge to take the hot guy behind the laundromat and suck him off even though I see him taking to himself and know that he’s hooked up on meth and will kill me when he’s done.