Baller’s Dozen Cock Rings

Very disappointed with these. I wasn’t expecting these to be orgasmicly mind blowing, but I did expect them to survive walking out of my apartment to my car before breaking. Not very tight and very poorly constructed.

Satifyer Men’s Heat Vibrator

https://us.satisfyer.com/us/satisfyer-men-heat-vibration So this wasn’t what I was expecting. When I (drunkenly) bought it, I thought it was an electric Fleshlight that would automatically jack me off. Definitely was surprised when sober me received it. Basically, it’s a penis head vibrator. It has a number of different vibration patterns, and you can increase or decrease the…

Dick stronger than magnetism

When you are talking to a cute delivery driver and you magnetic cock ring drops and falls though your pants. 😳😱🫣

Magnetize Ball Stretcher (NSFW)

I ordered this ball stretcher to use as a metal cock ring. I’ve been wanting a metal cock ring for a while now, but been afraid that I would put it on, and it would be stuck, and I would have to goto the hospital to cut it off (I do sometimes have a vivid…

Silicone Ball Spreader (NSFW)

Decided to wear my birthday suit/go commando today. Then, I decided to spice it up a bit by trying my new ball spreader. Unfortunately, the boys weren’t feeling it and figured out how to get out of it before I left the house. I’ll try it again some other time.

Hot tubing

OMG this hot tub is exactly what I needed

PetitQ Sail C-Ring Harness Blue

A Birthday Suit present for me.  I’m loving it; getting more into harnesses, maybe I’ll jump to full leather someday.  I like the feel of it and the compression of the elastic.  The cock ring part is nice too, even though it more of a cock lift than ring.  Wore it to work but didn’t…